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zac – an unfinished story

boatZac waited at the marina for the rest of the crew to arrive. He was tired. Working at ferrying around drunks from 11pm until 5.30 am was not his idea of easy work. The inside of his cab had smelled like a brewery by midnight and something far worse later when the smell of alcohol and tobacco smoke was mixed with the heady aroma of vomit. Zac thought that if people had any idea how they appeared in this state they may think twice about celebrating to this degree. Although Zac had been no better early in his own life ( well in the lst year if the truth be known) he had given up drinking and was now dedicated to a life of abstinence. His portly frame disguised the seriousness of his resolution. Zac suffered from that terrible genetic inheritance of baldness and at thirty‑eight yrs  he had long since lost sight of his toes. He had also despaired, when at age thirty, he had noticed the telltale signs of varicosed veins on the back of his legs. It was about at that time that he started the slow decline that resulted in his middle body leaking in all directions until he resembled a bloated Buddha. His wife of ten years, who had born him no children and left him with a legacy of inferiority, finally failed to turn up from one of her weekends away with the boys. He later received a letter from Melbourne, no address, telling Zac that as far as she was concerned the marriage was over.  It was somewhat ionic, given his self perception of his health,  that he was continually asked to crew on one of the top boats on the harbour. They were all friends, and he enjoyed the repartee on the boat.  Despite that he was feeling incredibly tired. Only four hours sleep in the last two days and his head throbbed with a persistent headache. He had seen his local doctor about this last week and after tests at the private hospital he was still awaiting results.


Another glorious day and as the summer faded into early Autumn each day was to be cherished. Sandy was thinking this aloud as he drove down to the marina. A days sail on the top boat on the harbour. He would rather be sailing his own boat but a last minute race had been scheduled for this lovely day and he had been unable to rouse enough interest in his regular band. His companions, who had invited him on ioanthe, were a lovely married couple who had moved into the neighbourhood. They had been distant acquaintances until a mix of geography and similar interests bought them together and they had formed a tentative but hopeful friendship. Sailing was the one bond they all shared and they had sailed on each others boats and on boats that they crewed on occasionally. The chance to crew on ioanthe was not to be missed. The weather forecast was not good but the day had bought a sunny sky and smooth waters.


They met Zac at the marina and the first note of disquiet began when Zac refused to row out to the boat in the tender. He said that he thought that it was unsafe but the truth was that Zac felt unsafe getting in and out with his vast bulk making nimble transfers for dinghy to yacht rather difficult. Jane was forced to bring ioanthe alongside the crowded marina with Zac screaming directions. Tobias, Jane’s husband, looked on ruefully. He was well aware of the friction that arose when they sailed on ioanthe. Although he enjoyed the sailing he was not enthused with the repartee which passed for veiled hostility when certain of the regular crew got together. He was particularly glad that Jonathan was not sailing today.














Nothing is more frustrating than a lack of wind. Sandy thought that there was something more frustrating than a lack of wind and that was when it was combined with a sloppy, left over, sea and a volatile cocktail of a husband and wife team who we at each others throats. Since they had left the marina Jane and Tobias had been at each others throats. Tobias had a lot to learn in the sailing department but his tuition was not helped by Jane’s arrogant attempts to humiliate him. When he was asked to pull a rope the command was followed with a terse ‘Now’ and then an insult directed  at his inability to grasp things straight out. Tobias didn’t help by being rather thin skinned himself and meeting these outbursts with hostile reactions of his own. Mixed in with this was Zac’s rather short temper and twice he had erupted with an outburst of colourful language  concerning the wrong rope being pulled or a deviation in course which allowed ioanthes rivals to make some headway on her. Sandy was feeling particularly miffed because he was on the helm at the time but Zac just couldn’t let go. He was becopming equally irritated by Zacs annoying habit of using his christian name at least once in every sentence that he used when addressing  him.

“Sandy – do you think that you could move please. ?”

“Would you like a biscuit Sandy. I think tyou would like the cheese ones Sandy. Sandy – what do you think?”

It began to sound more and more fawning every time that Zac spoke.

They had managed to hold off bruxus & time and time again since they passed the windward mark but the combination of lack of wind and a strongly ebbing tide had meant that they had stopped dead at the entrance to the harbour. Both those boats had managed to sneak into a back eddy along the long breakwater and, risking hitting the rocks  and wrecks and kelp along that treacherous path, had managed to sneak several boat lengths ahead.  Sandy had finally coaxed the boat through the ebbing tide and got into the eddy at a safe point and gradually drew those boats back. After some enjoyable luffing and covering he had managed to get in front of the fleet again.



If the truth be known, they were all caught up in the psychopathology of the boat. The normal repartee was a thin cover for the feelings of discontent and hostility that each of them had concerning their own particular place in the crew. Zac had problems of his own. Fear of what his headaches meant, his lack of fitness at age thirty‑eight, no one to go home to after a race and the daily grind to hold down two jobs all conspired to make him rather short tempered and angry beneath his jovial exterior. Jane continually fought against having to prove herself to the male members of the crew and her anger at the owner of the boat who whimsical attitude to sailing both angered and frustrated her. He had the money and the resources to own such a vessel but his interests often centred on other things so that he could just as easily be motor car racing, buying antiques, flying his new plane, or playing jazz with his other rich pals. Tobias resented the way that jane treated him but equally the way that the sometimes skipper, Jonathan, managed to curry favours with the owner and command the boat, despite being, in Tobias’s’ opinion, a terrible skipper. Time and time again Jonathan would sail dreadful races, insult the crew, deliberately make mistakes to reck his revenge on those who denigrated his abilities.  Sandy could see this but was loathe to point it out. He had sailed on other boats where the husband and wife argued continually. Sharing one watch with the husband he had been alarmed and amused when the wife came on watch and ordered a complete sail change and  a change of course only to have all her settings reversed when the husband resurfaced after his sleep. Other boats operated under a thin veneer of male bonding  which rapidly fell apart when the weather or the boat’s performance deteriorated. On one long offshore race the skipper of one boat had retreated below and slept the remainder of the race because he thought the bloody foredeck crew had stuffed up a sail change and lost the race.  Sandy’s own boat was plagued by the same sickness. Sibling rivalry often meant that a brother or sister spent the large part of a race below in a  bunk. Friction with his wife often spilled over in the midst of a race which silenced the crew as the air turned blue.


Zac was feeling an incredible tiredness. He couldn’t manage to concentrate or even care about how they were doing. They were in front again but he would rather they just turned the motor on and got home as fast as possible. He raised his eyes and concentrated on the hills overlooking the Bay. There was something different, something important.


Jane had been watching Zac for the last few minutes. He didn’t seem right. Zac was paying little attention to where they were going and even less to the trim of the spinnaker.


Tobias was standing by Zac when he fell. One minute he was standing, looking off into the distance, and the next he was gently sliding down onto the deck. Tobias rushed over to where Zac was lying. He looked terrible. His forehead was covered with prickly sweat and he seemed to be having some kind of fit. His limbs jerked and his head followed suit.

In the distance, at the rear of the boat, Tobias could hear Jane shouting to hold onto Zac least he fall overboard. Tobias gently turned Zac onto his side with thoughts of swallowed tongues and epelipltic fits. As far as he knew Zac was not an epileptic. Jane appeared at his side. She had worked as a hospital aide and immediately announced that Zac was having a stroke. The jerking stopped as quickly as it had started. Zacs eyes opened and he blinked momentarily before working out where he was and wondering why they were all on the foredeck. He still felt dizzy but otherwise he couldn’t work out why they were all fussing over him. Then he remembered. Well he didn’t actually remember what had happened only that one minute he had been staring at the smoke on the hill above the Bay and had noticed that it was now coming from the South which indicated that the wind was changing. From there it was all a bit of a blank until he woke up, lying on his side on the foredeck with Tobias about to thrust his fingers into his mouth to grab his tongue.  He tried to tell them but the words just wouldn’t come out.

“Argghst thgrd whhnnd abgtre to cbghhge”.

Two pairs of eyes looked in horror back into his face and Zac thought that  he must have cut himself when he fell..


“Zac what the hell are you saying?”

Zac just wanted to go back to sleep again